How to avoid a custodial sentence

Chloe Waves Her Penis and Will Probably Avoid Prison

Warning: contains references to wheelie bin abuse

Bev G 🧙‍♀️
4 min readMay 7, 2022
Sexy, eh? Photo by Shane Rounce on Unsplash

Before you get any farther into this article, know that I am not anti-trans; not a TERF. My daughter had a relationship with a charming trans-girl a couple of years ago. We made her feel welcome and accepted while her own family did not.


Andrew McNab is an ex-soldier. He’s also a convicted sex offender having assaulted a 12-year-old girl back in 2011. In fact, he has 17 criminal convictions for 22 sexual offences. In 2010, he was sentenced to a year’s imprisonment for threatening to shoot his ex-girlfriend and her new partner.

On August 13th, 2021, McNab exposed himself in public three times in one day. He was seen performing a sexual act with a wheelie bin. You read that correctly; he had sex with a trash bin. Later witnesses saw him inserting his penis into a hole in a fence. When shouted at, he ran away, probably to pull the splinters out. Then he went home and removed his clothing and pressed his backside up against the window and thrusted for the delectation of passers-by.

In recent months, he has also appeared in court for setting up a Tik-Tok account without informing the police (a condition of being on the sex register). He said he hadn’t set up the account with the intent of attracting children.

It’s clear McNab has issues that manifest in inappropriate, antisocial, and criminal behaviour.

It’s also clear he should be restrained in a secure unit, whether that be prison or a psychiatric facility.

But, no, that probably won’t happen. Why? Well, he’s changed his name by deed poll. He’s jettisoned his previous persona and now identifies as a trans-woman called Chloe Thompson.

The British press is going along with it. This from the Metro:



Bev G 🧙‍♀️

Mama of three grown children and six dogs. Generally a bit weird. Lives in Wales, UK.