A relationship doomed

Come Here and Let Me Flatter You

I’m the consummate controller you’ve been waiting for

Bev G 🧙‍♀️
4 min readOct 29, 2022


Photo by Maddi Bazzocco on Unsplash

Hey there!

I saw you again last night. It’s funny how we keep bumping into each other. Of course, it’s mainly because I know where you are likely to be.

It’s an easy thing to drop into someone’s life and figure out their routine.

Anyway, I really like you. Your smile lights up the room. You are bubbly and animated with your friends.

Yet I can tell, when it comes to men, you are a little shy. Just how I like my women.

I shall enjoy witnessing that smile dim over the next few months.

Let me tell you how it goes…

Stage one: the capture

In the beginning, I’ll charm you with my humour and intelligence. Women love men who make them laugh.

And my modulated voice will give you shivers, especially when I lift your hair and whisper suggestions into your delicate ear.

Oh yes, they love that.

Your perfume will intoxicate me. I’ll gently place my thumb and forefinger on the back of your neck and look into your brown eyes.

You’ll be captivated.

It works every time.

You’ll get bolder.

Exchanging whispers.

It won’t be long before your whispers transform into whimpers of pleasure.

I’ll give it a couple of weeks, maybe three. Treat you like a queen. Make you the centre of my world. I’ll bring you gifts of expensive handmade chocolates. In those boxes of six, beautifully wrapped in tissue and purple ribbon. And single roses (they aren’t very expensive but mean so much).

You never imagined that love could be so good. You’ll start to fantasise about our unfolding future.

I have to admit, I like those fantasies too. Especially when I wake up next to you in that sweet moment of delicious relaxation. Your body soft in my arms.

I gaze at your perfection. What beautiful babies we could make together. But we…



Bev G 🧙‍♀️

Mama of three grown children and six dogs. Generally a bit weird. Lives in Wales, UK.